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Do you ever have those moments where you just want to break down and cry and you’re not really sure why

So we got a new coffee maker and it makes extremely strong coffee like i had 2 cups and i’m ready to bounce off the walls i can barely type i am so jittery i am never drinking that much coffee again

worthlessailurophile:

I FORGOT WE HAD THIS I TOOK IT YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS WATCHING PRINCESS JELLYFISH MY FRIEDN TOLD ME TO FILM IN EPISODE 7 AND I WAS LIKE OK THEN.

ibsexual said: literally what the fuck maggie

he wouldn’t stop. all i wanted was for him to sit on the potty and poop and instead he starts playing with his little boy penis and and i didn’t know what to do

nikkitanaka:

The lethal epic.

How do you tell a little boy to stop playing with his forskin without it sounding creepy and weird

bananzers:

you wanna play too? it’ll be fun!

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

cutie-hanji-zoe:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

i just have one question to ask you son

did she say yes?

"yes"

hell ye